Inhoud en structuur
Wat willen jullie gaan vertellen in de reisgids? Verzin minstens vijf onderwerpen en zet ze in een logische volgorde.
Publiek
Voor wie schrijven jullie de reisgids?
Vorm
In welke vorm gaan jullie de reisgids gieten?
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1) Wat waren de grootste problemen en uitdagingen die je hebt gehad tot nu toe met de PLE?
2) Op welke manier kan iGoogle handig zijn voor school denk jij?
3) Op welke manier kan een blog handig zijn voor school denk jij?
4) Op welke manier kan Mindmeister handig zijn voor school denk jij?
5) Op welke manier kan Google Docs handig zijn voor school denk jij?
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2) Om links op te zetten en handige gadgets.
3) Daar kan je opdrachten op zetten.
4) Om geheugensteuntjes te maken of om te leren.
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Stateforms
OK here are a few business/government terms made easy,I hope it increases your understanding of todays, technical and complex society.
FEUDALISM: You have two cows. Your lord takes some of the milk.
FASCISM: You have two cows. The government takes both, hires you to take care of them, and sells you the milk.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have two cows. Your neighbours help you take care of them, and then you all share the milk.
DICTATORSHIP: You have two cows. The government takes both and shoots you.
NIGERIAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government takes both, shoots you and sends the cows to Zurich.
MILITARISM: You have two cows. The government takes both and drafts you.
SINGAPOREAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. The government fines you for keeping unlicensed farm animals in an apartment.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours decide who gets the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. Your neighbours pick someone to tell you who gets the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you two cows if you vote for it. After the election, the president is impeached for speculating in cow futures. The press dubs the affair “Cowgate”. The cow sues you for breach of contract.
BRITISH DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. You feed them sheep’s brains and they go mad. The government does nothing.
EUROPEAN DEMOCRACY: You have two cows. At first the government regulates what you can feed them and when you can milk them. Then it pays you not to milk them. After that, it takes both, shoots one, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain. Then it requires you to fill out forms accounting for the missing cows.
CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly-listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax deduction for keeping five cows. The milk rights of six cows are transferred via a Panamanian intermediary to a Cayman Islands company secretly owned by the majority shareholder, who sells the right to all seven cows’ milk back to the listed company. The annual report says that the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. Meanwhile, you kill the two cows because of bad feng shui.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have two cows. The government takes them and denies they ever existed. Milk is banned.
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: You are associated with (the concept of “ownership” is a symbol of the phallocentric, warmongering intolerant past) two differently aged (but no less valuable to society) bovines of non-specified gender.
COUNTERCULTURE: Wow, dude, there’s like …. these two cows, man. You have got to have some of this milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
SIXTH SENSE
Two cowboys came upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that Indian?”
“Yeah,” says the other cowboy.
“Look,” says the first one, “He’s listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction.”
Just then the Indian looks up. “Covered wagon,” he says, “About two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, furniture in wagon …”
“Incredible!” says the cowboy to his friend. “This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color, what’s in the wagon — just amazing!”
The Indian looks up and says, “Ugh … not amazing … wagon ran … over me … 30 minutes ago!”
Teacher: Johnny. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: (Sigh) Let’s try this another way. If I give you two apples and two apples and another two apples, how many apples have you got?
Little Johnny: Six.
Teacher: Good. Now if I give you two rabbits and two rabbits and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Little Johnny: Seven!
Teacher: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?
Little Johnny: I’ve already got a rabbit!
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